Step By Step

While walking down the stairs at my school, Big Kid says, "Mommy, let's not race down the steps today. It is hard for me to keep up with you. My legs are small. Well, actually, I am just young and short."

Math Problem

As he is relieving himself near a tree outside, Big Kid says, "Mommy, here's a math problem for ya. Pee-pee plus dirt equals MUD!"