Kids Say the Funniest Things

Big Kid says the funniest things. I think that I won't ever forget them, but I have already forgotten so much. I am hoping this blog helps me to keep a record of all the hilarious sayings. Here are some I remember...

• Daddy was trying to explain how the boat works as the two of them were working in the garage. Big Kid says, "Daddy, please spare me the details!"

• Jokingly at the store, Daddy says, "We are just going to leave you at WalMart." Big Kid says, "Nooo! We are going to leave YOU at WalMart," and laughs hysterically. I say, "Would you ever wanna leave Mommy at WalMart?" Big Kid says, "Oh, no! Then we wouldn't have a breastfeeder!"

• Talking to my mom on Christmas day, BK says, "You'll never guess what Santa didn't bring me! -COAL!" (I guess maybe I threatened the "coal" thing a little too much!)

• In his 4K class, the teachers were talking about the fall season, jumping in leaves, etc. BK offers the comment, "Mommy is going to be able to run and jump in the leaves with me when she gets all the milk out of her breasts."

See, I have already run out of memories... I guess I will add random quotes as I remember them!